Abbott and Costello — 1944
36 episodes broadcast in 1944.
It is Leap Year and marriage is on everyone's mind as Lou is pushed to wed a girl from Skunk Hollow -- guest Judy Canova.
Lou catches a cold, and guest Peter Lorre offers him the run of his sanitarium.
Babysitting the troublesome Hector, Lou keeps breaking neighbor Gildersleeve's windows; guest Hal Peary.
Roped into entertaining at Mrs. Niles's party, Bud emcees while Lou takes a disastrous piano lesson; guest Janet Blair.
February 3, 1944
Guest: Carmen Miranda
Bud wants to stage the opera Carmen with guest Carmen Miranda while Lou pushes his own play -- and ends up fighting a bull.
Mrs. Niles's Valentine play 'Robinson Caruso' goes haywire as the sound man drops in effects at all the wrong moments; guest Charles Laughton.
Sherman Oaks's new mayor Bud and Lou hunt a leading lady for their picture, and guest Dorothy Lamour rides in on a horse.
February 24, 1944
Guest: Sydney Greenstreet
Mayor Bud makes Lou the sheriff, and guest Sydney Greenstreet reports the Maltese Falcon loose in his house.
Mayor Bud starts the Sherman Oaks Gazette and offers guest Hedda Hopper the gossip column.
Blondie and Dagwood (Penny Singleton and Arthur Lake) pitch in on Bud's wastepaper drive -- and the case of the missing script.
The boys run off to the circus, where manager Sally Eilers wants Lou as a lion tamer; guest Alan Hale.
A strangely ailing Lou is packed off to a rest home by nurse Linda Darnell.
Lou inherits money from Uncle Oscar, buys a radio station, and holds a contest for an announcer; guest Alan Ladd.
Guest Cary Grant turns up at Lou's radio station with a juggling act and a writer as Lou runs an all-night record show.
April 13, 1944
Guest: George Brent
Bud and Lou squabble over who gets the love scene in their next picture; guest George Brent.
April 20, 1944
Guest: George Raft
Driven out by 93 relatives, Lou hunts a house and ends up sharing the rental with guest George Raft.
April 27, 1944
Guest: Henny Youngman
Bud auditions new talent for the program and guest Henny Youngman pitches an audience-participation format.
Lou's pursuit of Connie Haines runs into her beau, guest John Garfield, who warns him off.
With Mother's Day near, the boys take department-store jobs and wait on customer Claire Trevor.
Sleepless Lou is sent to psychiatrist Kitzel -- his first appearance -- and beds down in an empty studio; guest Laird Cregar.
May 25, 1944
Guest: Robert Young
Out of gas and short on ration coupons, the boys join a car pool to MGM and get lost in Pomona; guest Robert Young.
June 1, 1944
Guest: Adolphe Menjou
The boys plan a Hollywood Bowl benefit and rehearse a mind-reading act; guest Adolphe Menjou directs.
The last show before summer, closing with 'Who's on First?'
Back for the fall, Lou plans to invest his $75 in war bonds and dozes into a dream ten years on -- 'Who's on First?' as old men.
Bud talks Lou into sinking his $75 into a gold mine in Gold Tooth, and the shaft caves in.
On the way to bank his $75, Lou is pulled over, hauled into court, and sentenced to 90 days.
The boys open a matrimonial agency and try to marry off Mr. Niles's wealthy niece.
Lou finds a dog named Hector, tries to auction him, then takes a pet-shop job to keep him.
Lou enters his ailing horse, Peanut Butter, at the Hollywood track and hunts for a jockey.
Lou returns to his old grade school, P.S. 15 in Paterson, for the annual school play.
Thanksgiving at Bud's turns into a whodunit when Lady Jennifer's pearls are stolen; Kitzel is the chef.
Lou witnesses a bank robbery and sets out to catch Rocky Crumbcake, winding up in a Chinese 'Who's on First.'
Determined to sing like Bing Crosby on the show, Lou is fitted with a vocal coach in Tin Pan Alley.
With eight shopping days left, the boys go Christmas shopping at a store managed by Kitzel.
Dressed as Santa, Lou throws a party nobody attends and dreams himself a child waiting up for St. Nick.
December 28, 1944
New Year's Resolutions
On the last night of 1944 Lou stays in for New Year's Eve as Kitzel turns up as the income-tax man.
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