1946
November 19, 1946
Audition Show
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1947
April 11, 1947
Irma Meets Jane
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April 18, 1947
The Prize Fighter
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Irma hands over the girls' rent money so Al can bankroll a washed-up boxer he is managing, and Jane braces for the fallout.
April 25, 1947
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May 2, 1947
Irma is Convinced it's Jane's Birthday
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Nothing anyone says can shake Irma's fixed conviction that today is Jane's birthday.
May 16, 1947
Jane and Irma Lose Their Jobs
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Both girls find themselves jobless on the same day, and Al bankrolls a poker-playing pal to raise a little cash for them.
June 13, 1947
The Fur Coat
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Irma proudly pays eighty dollars for a fur coat a street peddler swears is worth five thousand -- just as the police start cracking down on the racket.
July 7, 1947
Too Much Publicity
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July 14, 1947
Irma Gets Sick
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July 21, 1947
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Jane fears the wealthy Rhinelanders will look down on a working girl, so Irma and Al set out to 'help' by drumming up publicity for her.
August 4, 1947
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August 11, 1947
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August 18, 1947
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August 25, 1947
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September 1, 1947
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September 8, 1947
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September 15, 1947
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September 22, 1947
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September 29, 1947
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October 6, 1947
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October 13, 1947
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October 20, 1947
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October 27, 1947
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November 3, 1947
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November 10, 1947
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November 17, 1947
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November 24, 1947
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December 1, 1947
The Reward
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Irma turns up a lost purse and hopes for a reward, but a mix-up over a hundred-dollar envelope meant for Jane sends Al chasing the wrong woman.
December 8, 1947
The Eyes Have It
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Sure the way to a man's heart runs through his stomach, Irma studies Al's X-rays to see how her cooking is doing.
December 15, 1947
Dancing Fools
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December 22, 1947
Double Surprise
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Irma plans a secret Christmas Eve party, but one guest after another begs off until the real surprise is on her -- the perennial holiday installment.
December 29, 1947
Gentlemen Prefer
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1948
January 5, 1948
The Great Irma
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Bored with the steno pool, Irma jumps at a fifty-dollar-a-week stage job that mostly involves being sawed in half by a magician.
January 12, 1948
Lucky Couple Contest
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Irma enters a radio 'I Want To Be A Bride' contest and leans on Jane to write her winning twenty-five words.
January 19, 1948
The Book Crook
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Flat broke after blowing her last hundred dollars on a bogus self-improvement course, Irma leaves Jane to win the money back.
January 26, 1948
The Lonely Hearts Club
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Fed up with Al, Irma joins a lonely-hearts club -- never guessing that the heartsick Al has signed up for the very same one.
February 2, 1948
The Red Hand
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February 9, 1948
Billy Boy, the Boxer
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With Valentine's Day looming, Irma is certain Al is about to propose, while Jane frets more for her friend's heart than her head.
February 16, 1948
The Professor's Concerto
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Professor Kropotkin drops out of sight for a week, alarming the household, then reappears overjoyed to have finished his concerto.
February 23, 1948
It's All Relative
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Irma weighs marrying Al though she knows nothing of his family, prompting Jane's crack that maybe he came out of an egg.
March 1, 1948
Fortune Raised
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Trusted with a hundred and thirty-five dollars to collect her boss's new tuxedo, Irma lets Al talk her into hunting for a bargain instead.
March 8, 1948
Double Troubles
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Reconciled with their fellows, the girls stage a dinner for four and quietly scheme to pair Professor Kropotkin with Mrs. O'Reilly.
March 15, 1948
Buy or Sell?
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A running feud over the shared telephone party line ends up making a small fortune for a client of Richard's.
March 22, 1948
Election Connection
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Jane sets Irma to mailing circulars for an honest candidate at the very moment Al ropes her into shilling for the crooked one.
March 29, 1948
The Big Secret
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Overhearing Jane's confidential trip to Washington, Irma invites herself along and cheerfully spills the secret to everyone, the press included.
April 5, 1948
Irma's Inheritance
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A dead eccentric farmer has willed fifty thousand dollars to an unknown niece named Irma, and Jane begins to wonder if her roommate is the heiress.
April 12, 1948
Irma Becomes a Photographer
April 19, 1948
Dinner Date
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Impatient with Richard, Jane accepts a date with a smooth 'government finance' man whom Al recognizes at once from the unemployment window.
April 26, 1948
Manhattan Magazine
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Chosen to model for a magazine feature on working girls, Jane can only watch her eager friend Irma threaten to wreck the whole shoot.
May 3, 1948
Acute Love Sickness
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The doctor diagnoses Irma with lovesickness, and Al arrives with the cure -- an engagement ring he actually slips onto her finger.
May 10, 1948
Bon Voyage
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Richard sails for England aboard the Queen Mary, and the entire gang crashes his shipboard farewell party.
May 17, 1948
Irma Wants to Join Club
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When Jane is admitted to a professional women's club, Irma decides real friendship means getting her in too.
May 24, 1948
Aunt Harriet to Visit
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Jane's well-off Aunt Harriet plans a visit, and Jane braces for the angle Al is bound to try on her.
June 7, 1948
Trip to Coney Island
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June 14, 1948
Al and Irma Buy a Wedding Ring
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Sent to fetch a friend's wedding ring, Irma leaves cash and a claim slip behind -- and Jane leaps to the conclusion that Irma herself is the bride.
June 21, 1948
Planning a Vacation
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June 28, 1948
Planning a Vacation
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August 2, 1948
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August 9, 1948
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August 16, 1948
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August 23, 1948
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August 30, 1948
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September 6, 1948
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On a sweltering New York afternoon, Irma talks the whole gang into a cooling-off trip out to Coney Island.
September 13, 1948
Irma's on a Budget
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September 20, 1948
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September 27, 1948
The Professor Loses His Job
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October 4, 1948
The Restaurant is Losing Money
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October 11, 1948
Irma Attends a Charity Ball
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October 18, 1948
Irma Loses Her Boss's Glasses
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October 25, 1948
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November 1, 1948
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November 8, 1948
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November 15, 1948
Thanksgiving is Approaching
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November 22, 1948
Wall Street Magazine Runs Contest
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November 25, 1948
My Friend Irma Thanksgiving
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November 29, 1948
Jane Throws a Costume Ball
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December 6, 1948
Irma Signs Up for Piano Lessons
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No sooner has Jane returned the piano than Irma signs up for lessons and sets her sights on a singing contest, with Joan Banks filling in as Jane.
December 13, 1948
Jane Quits Her Job
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December 20, 1948
Irma's Christmas Party
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Lonely on Christmas Eve, Irma plans a party that not one of her friends can attend -- the show's yearly holiday script.
December 27, 1948
Irma has a New Boyfriend
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1949
January 3, 1949
The Double Date
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The girls pair off for an evening out with two escorts while a jealous Al schemes to wreck it.
January 10, 1949
Irma and Jane Swear Off Men
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January 17, 1949
Irma and Al Break Up
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January 24, 1949
Mrs. Rhinelander Is Depressed
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January 31, 1949
Professor Kropotkin to the Old Folks Home
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February 7, 1949
Train to Lake Placid
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February 14, 1949
Valentine's Day
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February 21, 1949
Irma Buys a Used Car
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February 28, 1949
Irma Does Her Taxes
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March 7, 1949
Five Hundred Dollars
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March 14, 1949
Al Wants to Move to Nebraska
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March 21, 1949
Irma Gets Fired
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March 28, 1949
April Fool's Party
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April 11, 1949
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April 18, 1949
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April 25, 1949
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May 2, 1949
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May 9, 1949
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June 6, 1949
Owning a Piece of a Wrestler
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August 29, 1949
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September 5, 1949
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September 12, 1949
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September 19, 1949
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September 26, 1949
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October 3, 1949
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October 10, 1949
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October 17, 1949
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October 24, 1949
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October 31, 1949
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November 7, 1949
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November 14, 1949
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November 21, 1949
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November 28, 1949
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December 5, 1949
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December 12, 1949
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December 19, 1949
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December 26, 1949
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1950
January 2, 1950
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January 9, 1950
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January 16, 1950
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January 23, 1950
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January 30, 1950
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February 6, 1950
Monkey Business
February 13, 1950
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February 20, 1950
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February 27, 1950
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March 13, 1950
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March 20, 1950
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March 27, 1950
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April 10, 1950
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April 17, 1950
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April 24, 1950
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May 29, 1950
The Fifty Dollar Loan
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Irma must raise fifty dollars fast to pay for a neighbor's car she wrecked while driving unlicensed, and Jane refuses the loan to teach her a lesson.
September 4, 1950
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September 11, 1950
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September 18, 1950
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September 25, 1950
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October 2, 1950
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October 9, 1950
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October 16, 1950
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October 23, 1950
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October 30, 1950
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November 6, 1950
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November 13, 1950
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November 20, 1950
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November 27, 1950
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December 4, 1950
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December 11, 1950
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December 18, 1950
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December 25, 1950
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1951
January 1, 1951
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January 8, 1951
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January 15, 1951
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January 22, 1951
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January 29, 1951
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February 5, 1951
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February 12, 1951
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February 19, 1951
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February 26, 1951
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March 12, 1951
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March 19, 1951
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March 26, 1951
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April 2, 1951
Irma Decides Al Needs a Pyschiatrist
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April 16, 1951
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April 23, 1951
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April 30, 1951
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October 14, 1951
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October 21, 1951
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October 28, 1951
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November 4, 1951
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November 11, 1951
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November 18, 1951
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November 25, 1951
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December 2, 1951
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December 9, 1951
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December 16, 1951
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December 23, 1951
Christmas Show
December 30, 1951
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1952
January 6, 1952
Memoirs
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Reading that Churchill sold his memoirs for a fortune, Irma writes her own life story and goes looking for a publisher.
January 13, 1952
Cub Scout Speech
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Irma, den mother to the neighborhood cub scouts, toils over a talk on Benjamin Franklin -- while Professor Kropotkin, having told immigration he is married, scrambles to produce a wife.
January 20, 1952
The Burglar
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When a night prowler makes off with Jane's new brooch, it is the ring Al gave Irma that proves to matter most.
January 27, 1952
Psychological Tests
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A compatibility quiz persuades Irma to drop Al, and the two of them end up at rival lonely-hearts clubs -- a reworking of the 1948 story.
February 3, 1952
Newspaper Column
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Thrilled to be asked for a column by a local shopper, Irma discovers too late that its 'wonderful pay' means writing for nothing.
February 10, 1952
Dictation System
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Sick of stenography, Irma takes a stage job being sawed in half and leaves Jane to puzzle out her homemade brand of shorthand.
February 17, 1952
Cathy Decides to Quit Her Job
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Weary of office work, Irma reasons that marrying Al would only mean typing under a new name, and lands a stage gig getting sawed in half.
February 24, 1952
Lost Friendship Ring
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March 16, 1952
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March 23, 1952
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March 30, 1952
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April 13, 1952
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April 20, 1952
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April 27, 1952
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October 7, 1952
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October 14, 1952
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October 21, 1952
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October 28, 1952
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November 4, 1952
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November 11, 1952
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November 18, 1952
Mrs. O'Reilly Gets Arrested
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November 25, 1952
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December 2, 1952
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December 9, 1952
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December 16, 1952
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December 23, 1952
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December 30, 1952
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1953
January 6, 1953
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January 13, 1953
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January 20, 1953
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January 27, 1953
Irma Gets a Raise
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February 3, 1953
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February 10, 1953
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February 17, 1953
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February 24, 1953
Al's Youth Restorer
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Al's newest scheme for easy money is a bottled 'Baby Face Youth Restorer.'
March 10, 1953
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March 17, 1953
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March 24, 1953
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March 31, 1953
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April 14, 1953
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April 21, 1953
Way to a Man's Heart
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Irma resolves to become a better cook -- a resolution that endangers every stomach within reach.
April 28, 1953
Irma Takes Up Yoga
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Warned to improve her mind or lose Al, Irma recalls dropping a memory course once because she forgot the school's address.
May 5, 1953
Irma Wants Older Man
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May 12, 1953
The Picnic
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May 19, 1953
Irma's Brother Lectures
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Irma's supposedly brilliant brother arrives on a lecture tour that turns out to be a pitch for the snake oil he is selling.
May 26, 1953
Free Trip to Europe
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Mistaking the secretarial club's visit for a hunt for overdue dues, Irma nearly resigns -- moments before learning she has won a Coronation trip to England.
June 2, 1953
Laughing Boy
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Irma's boss surprises everyone by buying a racehorse named Laughing Boy.
June 9, 1953
The Martins Fight
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June 16, 1953
Ghost Show
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Irma, Jane, and Al each become convinced they have seen a ghost haunting the building.
June 23, 1953
Irma Writes a Column
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June 30, 1953
Irma Buys an Air Conditioner
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Irma spends the girls' carefully saved vacation fund on an air conditioner.
December 1, 1953
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December 8, 1953
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December 15, 1953
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December 22, 1953
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December 29, 1953
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1954
January 5, 1954
Irma and the SPCS
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January 12, 1954
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January 19, 1954
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January 26, 1954
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February 2, 1954
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February 9, 1954
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February 16, 1954
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February 23, 1954
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March 16, 1954
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March 23, 1954
Irma and Astrology
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March 30, 1954
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April 13, 1954
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April 20, 1954
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April 27, 1954
Mr. Clyde Divorcing
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June 29, 1954
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Leaving a note in the hall for the milkman, Irma glimpses a sheeted figure -- and learns other tenants have seen the same ghost.
August 3, 1954
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August 10, 1954
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August 17, 1954
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