1950
August 23, 1950
Audition Show
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In the audition, the scrupulously honest homemaker-host declares on air that his new sponsor's shampoo is dreadful and refuses to plug it -- introducing Melrose Springs, its boastful station owner, and the ladies who make Honest Harold a morning must.
September 17, 1950
Harold Loses His Job at the Radio Station
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Ready to abandon little Melrose Springs for a shot at the big city, Honest Harold keeps his job when a flood of listener phone calls proves how much the town depends on his morning program.
September 24, 1950
Plan to Rename Boomer Park
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Turning crusader, Honest Harold pushes a civic plan to rename Boomer Park -- and lands crosswise of station owner Caruthers and manager Stanley Peabody.
October 4, 1950
Advertising Shark Repellant Powder on the Radio Show
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A honey-tongued 'philanthropist' named Sincere Sam Smith absconds with the charity funds collected for the Sunny Side of Seventy club, leaving a burned Honest Harold to learn that a smooth voice can mask a crook.
October 11, 1950
Harold Falls for a Chanteuse
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With girlfriend Evelina away in Chicago and a fresh vow of fidelity on his lips, Harold is undone by a green-eyed redhead at the depot -- and wakes the next morning drowning in remorse.
October 18, 1950
The Runaway Boy
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A late-night disturbance rouses sleepy Melrose Springs when a runaway boy turns up on the doorstep of its favorite homemaker-broadcaster.
October 25, 1950
Harolds Campaign Speech
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With election season heating up, Honest Harold is drafted by his listeners to run for mayor against his own boss, station manager Stanley Peabody, and must give a campaign speech.
November 1, 1950
Harold Decides He Wants to Lose the Election
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It's election day in Melrose Springs, and a suddenly reluctant Honest Harold paces his campaign manager Doc Yancey's office scheming to LOSE the mayor's race he never wanted to win.
November 8, 1950
Cousin Raymond Visits
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The Hemp household is turned upside down by the arrival of Harold's young cousin Raymond, in from Chicago for a visit.
November 15, 1950
Getting a Job for Raymond
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Saddled with a house-guest cousin who won't work, Harold finally coaxes lazy Raymond into hunting for a job -- as the winner of the nationwide Honest Harold laugh contest is announced.
November 22, 1950
Thanksgiving Play
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For Thanksgiving, Honest Harold directs and stars in his own 'Courtship of Miles Standish' pageant, and crowns laugh-contest winner Lena Duncan 'Miss Mirthquake of 1950.'
November 29, 1950
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December 6, 1950
Harold Meets the Hummer
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A mysterious stalker called 'The Hummer' has Honest Harold jumping at shadows, alone and thoroughly rattled in his radio-station office.
December 13, 1950
Harold Helps Raymond and Gloria Go to the Dance
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Cousin Raymond is smitten with switchboard operator Gloria O'Day, and Harold schemes to get the young couple to the dance -- with two dates lined up and only one escort to go around.
December 20, 1950
Santa at the Childrens Christmas Party
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Two days before Christmas, warmth fills frosty Melrose Springs as Honest Harold trusts a reformed old bank robber with the job of playing Santa at the children's party.
December 27, 1950
New Years Barn Dance
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Barely recovered from Christmas, a pleasantly dazed Honest Harold gathers his strength -- and a date -- for the New Year's barn dance.
1951
January 3, 1951
Mrs ODays Warbleware Party
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Still-unemployed cousin Raymond gets a man-to-man talking-to and a job as a Warbleware kitchenware demonstrator -- with comic complications sure to follow at Mrs. O'Day's party.
January 10, 1951
Harold Loses His Sponsor and Tries a New Show
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Left in charge while boss Peabody is away at a convention, an oversleeping Honest Harold manages to lose the station's sponsor and scrambles to invent a new show.
January 17, 1951
Harold Thinks of Going to New York
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Leafing through his 1927 high-school annual on a wintry afternoon, Honest Harold weighs a flattering job offer that would take him from Melrose Springs to the big city.
January 24, 1951
Harold Gets Engaged Twice
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Trying to make sweetheart Theodora jealous by dedicating a love song to old flame Florabelle, Harold overplays his hand and ends up engaged to both women at once.
January 31, 1951
Civic Achievement Award
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Chasing the 'Oswald Award' for civic improvement, Harold gets Mayor Peabody to pass an ordinance -- only to discover his own law has grounded Doc Yancey's horse, and now he must get it repealed.
February 7, 1951
Harolds Mother Has a Suitor
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Harold is startled to learn his mother has a gentleman caller -- the very Mr. Walker he'd tangled with in a parking lot -- and that she's been bitten by the amateur-theatrical bug.
February 14, 1951
Mistaken Valentines
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Cousin Raymond's Valentine deliveries go hilariously astray, tangling Harold's love life and upsetting Florabelle, as Harold croons 'Love's Old Story' and dons a Cinnamon Bear costume.
February 21, 1951
Florabelle Returns
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Newly single after Theodora leaves town for New York, Honest Harold settles into bachelor life just as an old flame, Florabelle, comes back around.
February 28, 1951
Willis Can't Pass the Physical
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Florabelle's jilted fiance Willis -- a hulking grain merchant -- misreads Harold's brotherly friendliness and vows to break him in two, sending Harold hunting for a bodyguard.
March 7, 1951
Red Cross Drive
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Sworn off women (especially Florabelle), Harold throws himself into running the town's Red Cross fund drive, the morning after his first-aid class ends in disaster.
March 14, 1951
Income Tax
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It's the fifteenth of March and, true to form, Honest Harold has left his income-tax return to the very last minute.
March 21, 1951
Cousin Marvin Comes to Stay
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On the broadcast marking Peary's 10,000th time before a microphone, Honest Harold learns he's suddenly second cousin -- and guardian -- to a pint-sized 'little monster' named Marvin.
March 28, 1951
Cousin Marvins First Day of School
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Young cousin Marvin's first day of school brings fresh headaches to the Hemp household.
April 4, 1951
Modernizing Docs Office
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Honest Harold rallies to help when his old crony Doc Yancey, the town's veteran veterinarian, is threatened with the loss of his post.
April 11, 1951
Hemp Forms A Boy's Club Branch
Honest Harold organizes a local branch of the Boys Clubs, and the star is honored with a national award.
April 18, 1951
Harold Decides to Clean out the Cellar
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Tasked with cleaning out the cellar, Honest Harold tries a Tom Sawyer-style dodge to get someone else to do the dirty work -- and finds it doesn't take.
April 25, 1951
Circus Day
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Melrose Springs stages a circus, and Honest Harold is in the thick of the fun and chaos.
May 2, 1951
Marvins Gang
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May 9, 1951
Harold and Mr Walker Vie for Class
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Honest Harold meets his match in a fast-talking sharpie named Mr. Walker as the two vie to show more class.
May 16, 1951
Does Florabelle Have a New Lover
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May 23, 1951
Marvin Is Invited to a Party
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Harold turns himself into a delivery boy so that young cousin Marvin can make it to a party.
May 30, 1951
Harold Is Marshall for a Day
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Standing in as marshal-for-a-day, the gullible Honest Harold reaches new heights of naivete when the real Pete leaves him in charge.
June 6, 1951
Peabodys Sister Takes over the Radio Station
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June 13, 1951
Marvin Decides to Stay with Harold
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The series signs off on a Father's Day note as Honest Harold, moved by his fatherless young cousin, decides Marvin should stay on with him for good.